Important Dalekky-type person: EXX-TER-MIN-ATTTTE!

Nats & NW: Cool! Can we have some *meep*

Davros: *zaps the garlic bread, troops moan*

Nats and NW: Noooooo! Pwease! We need garliciness! We shall become dalek's with you *bows to almighty Davros*

Davros: *looks pleased with minions* ok! Your first order is to seduce the doctor!

Nats and NW: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *jump up and down*

NW: YAY! And can we kill that Rose dudette cos she annoying and im going to zap her with my zappy thing *NW and Nats climb into dalleky things*

Nats: these aren't really working for us, we look like two pepper pots-

NW: no offense to you or anything, eh he eh he

Davros: NO! I want Rose Tyler ALIVE!

NATS & NW: Ah shit!

NW: why so you can rape her?

Davros: *blushes*

Nats: *laughs* oh pwease can we kill her?

Davros: no, she'll be an instrumental part of my plan to capture the doctor

Nats & NW: Oh... can I have the doctor *glare at each other* No, me! No, ME!

NW: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Nats: NO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Davros: Or we could split him in half?

NW and Nats: hmmm... NO!

Davros: I could clone him...

NW and Nats: YAY!

NW: but who would get the real one?

Davros: Uh... you use rock, paper, scissors!

NW & Nats: OK!

NW: Rock paper scissors!

Nats: *comes out with hand moving in a wavy line*

NW: Huh?

Nats: WATER! It erodes rock, soaks paper and rusts scissors!

NW: DAMMIT!

NW: Fine, I'll have the damn clone *sulk*

Nats: HORAY! HAHA! HE'S MINE!

Davros: JUST HURRY UP AND SEDUCE THE BLOODY DOCTOR ALREADY!

NW: FINE KEEP YER CAN ON!

NW: Erm, how do we find him...

Nats: Erm, yer, he kind of travels like everywhere thru time n space

Davros: ¬_¬" ehhh, good point... beam out a distress signal?

Nats and NW: Ok!... Uh... how do we do that?

Davros: Gawd, I have to do everything around here *magically sends out a distress signal somehow*

Nats and NW: Oooooh... purdy liiiiigght...

NW: ooohhh *reaches for light*

Davros: *slaps hand away* Don't touch it

Nats: hmph! Don't be so mean!

NW: oooh, I hear strange noises

Doctor: Hello!

Nats and NW: *drool*

Doctor: Hello!

Nats and NW: *drool*

NW: *shoves Nats out of the way* *flutters eyelashes* Are you here to help moi?!

Doctor: Erm...*notices dalek's* *waves*

NW: Oh crap...ahhh, save me from the-

Nats: *shoves NW out of the way* DOCTOR!

Doctor: yes? *sees Nats and NW start fighting*

Rose: *comes out of ship, rolls eyes* How pathetic!

Nats and NW: *stop fighting, glare at rose* BITCH!

NW: whaddya say we work together to kill rose and then we get back to fighting with each other?

Nats: Sounds good to me! *laughs*

Davros: *watches Nats, NW and rose fight it out, offers popcorn to the doctor* Great show, this

Doctor: yeah, but you need to add in some mud for them to wrestle in

NW, Nats and rose: SHADDAP! *send death glares to doctor, Davros and rest of Dalek's*

Daleks: um... we have places to be!

Davros: maybe you shouldn’t have made that last comment doctor

Doctor: erm, oops?

NW, Nats and rose: SHADDAP! *send death glares to doctor, Davros and rest of Dalek's*

Daleks: um... we have places to be!

Davros: maybe you shouldn’t have made that last comment doctor

Doctor: erm, oops?

NW: Ah well *reveals two machetes, passes one to Nats*

Nats: Yay!

NW: This'll be fun!

Nats: Duh! *stares around cluelessly for a second* we attacking the bitch or the pigs?

NW: the bitch! Concentrate

Doctor: wow, they're even feistier then rose!

Nats: im gonna attack the pigs and make them suffer for their chauvinistic comments, but you can have the bitch to yourself

NW: oh goody!

Doctor and Davros: *gulp*

NW: Noooow, erm, *examines machete* Let's see here, now, I can either stab you, decapitate you, both or just use this knife to cut some chicken..

Rose: the chicken!

NW: nah!

Nats: *advancing towards to doctor and Davros* okay, this is gonna hurt you more than it’s gonna... actually, that’s not true

NW: Can’t you wait until we've actually cloned the doctor *sigh* *holds up rose's head* this’ll make a nice trophy!

Doctor: Rose! NOOOOOO!

Nats: Oh shaddap *kicks doctor's shin*

Doctor: OW! THAT HURT!

Nats: It were SUPPOSED to!

NW: So, what now?

Davros: You shall obey me and be my sex slaves

NW and Nats: O.o ewww

Davros: Did I say that out loud?

NW and Nats: Yes, *kick Davros' armour thing*

Davros: AHHHHH! *dies*

Nats: Yay! We shall become the new leader's of the dalek's!

NW: YAY! Obey us pepper shakers!

Daleks: *come out of hiding and glare*

NW: um... no offense?

Dalek's: Give us orders *go insane*

Nats: um... destroy all bullies who aren’t who rulers!

Doctor: great! ill just be going now!

Nats and NW: *pounce on the doctor* MINE!

NW: mine! *pulls doctor in one direction*

Nats: No, we had an agreement! He's mice *pulls Dr in other direction*

NW: MINE!

Nats: MINE!!!!!

Doctor: *pushes two ravaging girls off of him*

NW: oh great! Look what ye did!

Nats: he's getting away!

Doctor: HAH! CRAZY PEOPLE! I WILL RUN AWAY FROM YOU!

Nats: DALEKS! GET HIM!

Daleks: EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

NW: NO! DON'T KILL HIM! JUST GET HIM BACK TO US! ALIVE!

Dalek's: no

NW: YOU WILL OBEY ME OR ELSE

Dalek's: or else whhhhaaaat?

Nats: Never you mind!

Daleks: that is not an answer!

NW: WE DON'T CARE!

Daleks: give us orders! and consequences!

Nats: Fine! capture the doctor alive and bring him to ME! or, uh... ILL FEED YOU TO THE, um... MICE!

Daleks: *freak out and go after the doctor*

NW: Good one Nats, get the cloning machine ready

Nats: erm, we don’t actually...have a cloning machine, only the Davros did

NW: ok, well some dalek's go get him back! NOW!

Nats: EXACTLY!

Nats2: GO!

Nats and NW: *gapes at Nats2*

NW: Another one?! We can barely handle one!

Nats and Nats2: Hey! What's that supposed to mean?!

NW: That you're, uh... so great that we can only handle so much greatness!

Nats and Nats2: whatever!

Nats: she's clearly not me, I mean, im not THAT skinny!

NW: oh shaddap! I want a clone

Davros: Well you’re not getting one!

NWclone: Too late, im ere

Nats and NW: *high five one another*

Nats: *gets a sudden thought* wouldn’t this mean we have to clone the doctor some more times? And where are the clones coming from?

Nats2: It's simple really.

NWclone: we come from an alternate dimension where we rule supreme and the doctor belongs to us!

NW: OOoh, can we visit?!

Nats2: SURE!

NW and NATS: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYNESS

Nats2 and NWclone: but there’s only one doctor

NW: But now there's two, the one from here and the one in your dimension, we can have one each

Nats: yes, I’ll have the one from this dimension and NW can have the one from your dimension

NWclone: But what about us?

Nats: it’s not my problem

NWclone and Nats2: MEANIES!

NW: ahhhh we do try

Nats: So what now oh big amazing planner

NW: *shrugs*

Daleks: *return with the doctor*

NW: BUWHA...I have no idea what to do next!

Nats: *whacks NW with cod* BAKA!

NW: OW! No need to be so mean!

Doctor: Excuse me ladies *politely* But- WHAT THE FOCK DO YOU WANT WITH ME

Nats: we just want you

Doctor: *faints*

NW: What a wuss! Christopher darling!

Chris: *appears in white orbs* ye?

Nats: Bah! I hate cry babies! *yelling* CHRIS! GET IN HERE NOW!

Chris: *appears in dark orbs* Wha?

Chris': *stare at each other* WHHHAAA...?!

NW: We'll explain later...kill the doctor!

Good Chris: NO!

Evil Chris: all right! *shoots the doctor*

NW: CHHHRRRRRRRIIIIIIIS! *slaps good Chris over head with cod*

Nats: *grins* I got the better one!

NW: *glares*

NW: *sulks in corner*

Dalek's: *sipping tea happily*

Nats: *looks at Daleks, wondering how they can drink tea*

NW: Not my problem!